9:16 AM
WHY IT'S A PICK: A most lovable crew producing this consistently stellar show - now with more crab rangoon! ABOUT THE SHOW - ...
WHY IT'S A PICK:
A most lovable crew producing this consistently stellar show - now with more crab rangoon!
ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER
Try the crab rangoon no joke it's fantastic. Also the quesadilla. Fuck, all the food's good. Come for the food, stay for the comedy and the food, then stay after the comedy for more food.
COMICS <click the names for more info>
Katie Hannigan!
Geoffrey Asmus!
Maggie Lalley!
Josh Brosnan!
Daniel J Perafan!
& more!
*LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE
HOSTS
Joe Striks, Casey McGowan, Frank DeRuggeiro, James Nichols
COST
FREE - so, hey buy a drink and support this venue.
627 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215
2:51 PM
WHY IT'S A PICK: FREE comedy AND $5 margaritas!?!? How early can we get there? ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER Join us f...
WHY IT'S A PICK:
FREE comedy AND $5 margaritas!?!? How early can we get there?
ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER
Join us for the 16th Comedians on Stage Telling Jokes. Jon Newman hosts some of the best comics in New York to the stage at the Village Lantern. Featuring comics from MTV, Comedy Central, Conan, and more! The show has no cover and the bar does $5 margaritas all night.
COMICS <click the names for more info>
Melissa Diaz
Damian Holmes
Casey McGowan
Maddy Smith
Jesse Eigner
*LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE
HOST
Jon Newman
COST
FREE - but buy a drink or something already. REGISTER FOR YOUR FREE TICKET
VENUE
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THE VILLAGE LANTERN
167 BLEEKER STREET
NEW YORK NY 10012
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10:19 AM
WHY IT'S A PICK: New year new venue for one of our favorite shows! Get to Park Slope and see why this show is going on two yea...
WHY IT'S A PICK:
New year new venue for one of our favorite shows! Get to Park Slope and see why this show is going on two years running!
ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER
Hey PalPals,
We hope that your 2018s are all off to a bitching start! In an effort to make sure that they are, we'd like to let you know that the first Clam Pals Live of the new year is on Friday, January 19th and that we'd love it if you came and hung out with us.
Cool thing about this particular show is that it'll be our first one at Freddy's Bar and Backroom in South Slope which is, as far as I'm concerned, a perfect bar. (This is Frank, by the way, I'm the lush of the group and when I make a claim like that it holds Goddamn weight.)
It's a great bar, a great showroom and it deserves a great lineup and that's exactly what we've given it. Get a load of this.
COMICS <click the names for more info>
Ian Fidance!
Maddy Smith!
Fumi Abe!
Ashley Hamilton!
Kelsey Caine!
and more!
*LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE
HOSTS
Joe Striks, Casey McGowan, Frank DeRuggeiro, James Nichols
COST
FREE - so, hey buy a drink and support this venue.
627 5th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215
8:26 PM
WHY IT'S A PICK: WOWZA - this month the kids do it again - and it's the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! This line up features co...
WHY IT'S A PICK:
WOWZA - this month the kids do it again - and it's the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! This line up features comics from Comedy Central, Conan, Carolines - and all this is coming at you for FREE.
ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER
YOOOOOO!
We have our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW coming up at the end of JUNE! We are gonna have back some of our favorites from past line ups and we're also gonna have our friends Headless Dentist close out the night with a fucking punk rock show so we can all party super hard after the sickest comedy show we've put on yet!
COMICS <click the names for more info>
Ethan Simmons-Patterson! (Former CPL Performer!)
Hannah Boone! (Former CPL Performer!)
Ben Wasserman! (Former CPL Performer!)
Aparna Nancherla! (Former CPL Performer!)
Mike Lebovitz! (Former CPL Performer!)
Dan Licata! (Former CPL Performer!)
May Wilkerson! (Former CPL Performer!)
*LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE
HOSTS
Joe Striks, Casey McGowan, Frank DeRuggeiro, James Nichols
COST
FREE - so, hey buy a drink and support this venue.
10:05 AM
WHY IT'S A PICK: WOWZA - this month the kids do it again... with a line up featuring comics from Comedy Central, HBO / Jon Stewa...
WHY IT'S A PICK:
WOWZA - this month the kids do it again... with a line up featuring comics from Comedy Central, HBO / Jon Stewart, Funny or Die, and all this is coming at you for FREE.
ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER
Hey there guys! We have our 11th show on the 29th and the line up is sick. We also gonna be showing a new sketch if that weird bartender isn't there who hid the projector remote from us last time (its a whole thing, don't need to get into it). BUT, you know what you can get into???
COMICS <click the names for more info>
Ryan Mulholland
Jordan Jensen
Jon Newman
Casey James Salengo
Lucie Steiner
Shalewa Sharpe
Luke Mones
*LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE
HOSTS
Joe Striks, Casey McGowan, Frank DeRuggeiro, James Nichols
COST
FREE - so, hey buy a drink and support this venue.
1:44 PM
WHY IT'S A PICK: Aside from the stellar line up AGAIN this month, the team of comics that brings this show to life are - well, hi...
WHY IT'S A PICK:
Aside from the stellar line up AGAIN this month, the team of comics that brings this show to life are - well, hilarious, self-effacing, and delightful.
ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER
It's Frank's birthday (on the 8th) and Joe's birthday (on the 25th) so we picked the day smack-dab in the middle of the two for a joint celebration! Frank's an Aquarius and Joe's a Pisces, and according to http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/compatibility/aquarius-pisces/ that means they have a chance at a satisfying sex life as long as Joe doesn't get too attached. Nice!
Plus, it's just 3 days before Pal-entine's Day, so bring your special lady/special fella and grease the wheels on your romance jalopy with performances from these comics!
If you don't come we're gonna make James look at famous paintings but tell him they're Where's Waldos and watch him claw away the canvas trying to find that clandestine cad.
COMICS <click the names for more info>
J.P. McDade
Maria Wojciechowski
Pedro Salinas
Molly Kornfeld
Derek Humphrey
Thiago Macklin
Alon Elian
*LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE
HOSTS
Joe Striks, Casey McGowan, Frank DeRuggeiro, James Nichols
COST
Free - so, hey buy a drink and support this venue.
10:59 AM
WHY IT'S A PICK: Aside from the stellar line up this month, the team of comics that brings this show to life are - well, hi...
WHY IT'S A PICK:
Aside from the stellar line up this month, the team of comics that brings this show to life are - well, hilarious, self-effacing, and delightful.
ABOUT THE SHOW - FROM THE PRODUCER
Evenin' guys, gals and ghouls! The Clam Pals and Headless Dentist would like you to join us at Legion Bar for a big fat Halloween party! We're also going to screen the yet-to-be formally titled Clam Pals Halloween Special! Maybe we'll just call it that.
THEN!!! Stick around and rock like monsters with Headless Dentist! They are SCARY GOOD. Did I think that was funny? No! But fitting! They're excellent. You'll love them.
And then we're all gonna get drunk! Er! Drunk-er! Ideally you'd start drinking at 8, or even 7, and then continue to drink throughout the event. Hang with us all night, is what we're saying. We've got the run of the place. Let's have a shitload of spooky Halloweentime fun. Seriously, you won't want to miss this one.
Also I'm probably gonna do my werewolf bit. *thundercrack* *organ music* Muuuahahahaha.
COMICS <click the names for more info>
Dave Columbo (Number 1 Jack Lemmon fan)
Kevin Seamon (Our Dad)
Jack Johnston (Our Son)
Dan Licata (SeeSo)
Joe Rumrill (Charlie Brown)
Steve Whalen (The Special Without Brett Davis)
Ricky Downes III (Characters & Tacos)
Ethan Simmons-Patterson (Floodwater Comedy Festival)
Emma Willmann (Late Show with Stephen Colbert)
Drew Michael (Saturday Night Live)
plus more to come!
*LINEUP SUBJECT TO CHANGE
HOSTS
Joe Striks, Casey McGowan, Frank DeRuggeiro, James Nichols
COST
Free - so, hey buy a drink and support this venue.
1:18 PM
about the show - from the producer It's a special mid-week edition of Clam Pals Live and boy oh boy, it's gonna be funky fresh!...
about the show - from the producer
It's a special mid-week edition of Clam Pals Live and boy oh boy, it's gonna be funky fresh!
WE WILL PREMIERE A SKETCH (ENTITLED "DRINKING BUDDIES") AND PROB DO SOME OTHER WEIRD LIVE STUFF.
Also James is probably gonna do that Bernie Mac Def Jam set so if anyone knows a place where we can get a pair of jeans that has either James' face or Bernie Mac's face on 'em, let us know! Cuz we'll go to that place and buy those jeans. Hell I'll buy 'em myself and just wear 'em to like weddings and job interviews and stuff.
"I am not afraid of you folks!" - james's bernie mac impression it's so bad lol
